Mug Shots of Moi

Here I am sneaking up on those ducks. These ducks are evil. You see, there was one big dude who thought he was a badass because he had a mohawk and was named Mikey. He liked to chase my womanslave around and bite her and beat her with his wings until she started having to bring and umbrella to open at him everytime she went near the pond. I taught him a couple lessons and now he doesn't swing by anymore. Now I make sure to keep and foul fowl that comes around in line, make sure they don't get any ideas. A man's gotta protect his property you know.

Here's a picture of that bastard duck, Mikey. I do sometimes wonder where he went. I hope someone ate him. I know that my womanslave also hopes that someone ate him, or maybe he got run over by a car. Or maybe the wolves across the street ate him, he would be stupid enough to go into the wolf cages to antagonize them. No one comes between and my woman. You try and hurt her and I will take you down.

Yeah that's right, check out my sexy bod. I know you want to. People call me weird looking, especially at the veterinarian's office, say I got a big body and little legs. I say they're just jealous, they just wish they were half as good looking as me.

I think my old man white muzzle snout works for me, I've been sporting that white snout since I was 6 months old. See that tongue? You know you want it stroking your face in long lucious slurps. Yeah baby.

Hey I can admit I'm short, sometimes I need a little help to see what's going on in this big bad world.

Such as these things. Remember me talking about them in the last post? Yeah these are those evil turtles plotting to take over the world. The little one is wise, it usually takes off and hides when it sees me coming.

This big guy though, he's not as wise as the little guy, he thinks he can take me. I'd like to get my teeth around him one day.

And these are the turtles minions, they are ALL over the place, spying for the turtles. You know the first day we moved here, they had actually had one stationed in the house ready to spy? My harem took care of that guy, now they stay in the pond area, spying from all sides, hiding under the pondscum when they see me coming.