Adventures in Petsmart

The womanslave brought me to PetSmart yesterday! Yes! I love that place. So many smells...so many people petting me...so many treats! Mom actually went to PetSmart to pick up some more kitty litter and a new covered litter box because my stupid sibling, Fatso, can't figure out how to poop IN the box and not over the side of the box. It's really gross. REALLY gross. Fatso's actually supposed to go outside to use the bathroom, but ever since the hellspawn came into our household, she's been taken advantage of the litterbox. No, taken advantage isn't the right word. Lets say she DECIMATES it. Yeah that's a good word for it! She was specically looking for one with a door on it as well and picked out one she wanted. Well the idiot-savant (Tadd) picked out the right brand alright. Then we got home and Mom found out he picked out one that was missing the door! Smooooooooth move Tadd! But all is well, for they let me pick out a bag of pig ears for myself.

Or all WAS well. Until we got home. Remember the hellspawn I mentioned earlier? THIS thing?:

She won't let me eat my pig ear! I even BARKED at her, I NEVER bark at my harem! Never ever! And she STILL took it. The worst part of it all is that she didn't even eat it! She just played with it! I was so sad I wanted to cry, but of course I'm a man's man, so I had to suck it up and watch her play with it. If that isn't enough, she always comes and scavenges from the scraps that the idiot savant and my lover give me. What kind of animal does that?! Isn't it enough that she nurses off of the fat rolls on my neck for God's sake? I don't even want to touch my pig ear now, it's been contaminated :(

And as if I haven't been belittled enough today, the womanslave called me SMALL and LITTLE today. I am NOT small. I am HUGE, hear me roar! I am the master of all I survey! She says that she doesn't get why everyone thinks I'm so big. Pfft. She just needs a new pair of glasses. Good grief. Everyone knows I'm big. Today's just has not been my day. Sigh. Hopefully I will have a better day soon. I'm going to take a 5 hour nap now.