Tis the season for my favoritest holiday of the year...the holiday of elastic waistbands, aka Thanksgiving! aka Eat until I puke Day! I'm already practicing my poor starved sad puppy eyes in the mirror in preparation for all the saps that will be coming to Thanksgiving unprepared for my total cuteness and awesomeness. They will bow down to me and feed me like no tomorrow! At least I hope so. I mean really, can you resist a face like this?I'm already perfecting my innocent bystander food snitching technique, today Mom was eating some chicken wings when one flew out of her hand and landed perfectly in my mouth without me having to move a muscle. Karma, baby, karma! She tried to pry it out of my mouth and tell me it was bad for me but I was too fast for her muahaha. She says I better not get sick and cost her a lot of money, I have no idea what she's talking about. The womanslave also got almost all of her Thanksgiving Meal of Plenty grocery shopping done today, the wonderous white box is now filled with glorious foods, I will be hanging in between her feet as she cooks because she's known to be a messy cooker and I know I'll get flying food out of it!
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