Crazy Goodness in the Year

Tis the season for my favoritest holiday of the year...the holiday of elastic waistbands, aka Thanksgiving! aka Eat until I puke Day! I'm already practicing my poor starved sad puppy eyes in the mirror in preparation for all the saps that will be coming to Thanksgiving unprepared for my total cuteness and awesomeness. They will bow down to me and feed me like no tomorrow! At least I hope so. I mean really, can you resist a face like this?

I'm already perfecting my innocent bystander food snitching technique, today Mom was eating some chicken wings when one flew out of her hand and landed perfectly in my mouth without me having to move a muscle. Karma, baby, karma! She tried to pry it out of my mouth and tell me it was bad for me but I was too fast for her muahaha. She says I better not get sick and cost her a lot of money, I have no idea what she's talking about. The womanslave also got almost all of her Thanksgiving Meal of Plenty grocery shopping done today, the wonderous white box is now filled with glorious foods, I will be hanging in between her feet as she cooks because she's known to be a messy cooker and I know I'll get flying food out of it!

I Have NIPPLES Again!

Remember the original member of my harem?:

Well he was a regular bastard when he was a kitten. He's the reason why I have gray hairs on my muzzle. He tore out off the hairs on my muzzle, making it bald, and it all grew back white. I'm 5 years old and I look 12! But more painful than that, he tore off all of my nipples! Where I once had nipples, I now only have scarred over holes. Well the new cretin has solved this problem! She has given me new nipples! How you may ask? Well by doing this of course:

If you can't tell what she's doing, the damn thing is convinced I'm "Momma" and sucks on my shoulder all night every night. Well she's sucked so long and hard that I now have a nipple on my shoulder. She also sucks on my butt, so I have a nipple on my butt too. What one Tuxedo Satan Cat has taken away another Tuxedo Satan Cat hath given!

I use the current Satan Cat to my advantage though so it's all good, I leech out all her body heat to myself muahahaha. There's another method to this madness too, our combined bodies ensure that we take up one entire side of the bed so that the woman slave cannot crawl in and go to sleep! 24/7 woman-slaving, no sleep for you!